{"id":217,"date":"2009-07-31T21:35:09","date_gmt":"2009-08-01T04:35:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bassic-sax.info\/version5\/?page_id=217"},"modified":"2013-01-13T11:52:55","modified_gmt":"2013-01-13T18:52:55","slug":"musician-humour","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/bassic-sax.info\/version5\/fun\/musician-humour\/","title":{"rendered":"Musician Humour"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"451\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/bassic-sax.info\/version5\/about\/musician\/influences\/bass_right_small\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bassic-sax.info\/version5\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/bass_right_small.png?fit=148%2C300&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"148,300\" data-comments-opened=\"0\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"bass_right_small\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bassic-sax.info\/version5\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/bass_right_small.png?fit=148%2C300&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-451\" title=\"bass_right_small\" alt=\"bass saxophone, Buescher, vintage, silver plated\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bassic-sax.info\/version5\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/bass_right_small.png?resize=148%2C300\" width=\"148\" height=\"300\" \/>Bass saxophones are the brunt of many jokes. As a bass sax owner I can get away with telling them. Here are just a few for your amusement.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 18px;\">What&#8217;s the difference between a\u00a0garbage truck and a bass sax?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bassic-sax.info\/joke1.html\" target=\"_blank\">Answer<\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 18px;\">What&#8217;s the difference between the creationist theory of the origin of life and a bass sax?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bassic-sax.info\/joke2.html\" target=\"_blank\">Answer<\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 18px;\">What calendar does a bass sax player use for gigs?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bassic-sax.info\/joke3.html\" target=\"_blank\">Answer<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bass saxophones are the brunt of many jokes. As a bass sax owner I can get away with telling them. Here are just a few&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":15,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-217","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/P30OPe-3v","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bassic-sax.info\/version5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/217","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bassic-sax.info\/version5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bassic-sax.info\/version5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bassic-sax.info\/version5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bassic-sax.info\/version5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=217"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bassic-sax.info\/version5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/217\/revisions"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bassic-sax.info\/version5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/15"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bassic-sax.info\/version5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=217"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}