Some Saxophone Quips From The 1930s

While searching the newspaper archives for interesting saxophone stories from the early part of the 20th century, I happened to come across some interesting quips about our instrument. I offer them here for your consideration and pondering.These saxophone quips are of course a reflection of their time, but I’m not so sure that a couple of them couldn’t be found in the routines of stand-up comics today.

The first is from Dubuque, Iowa’s The Telegraph-Harold. The year is 1936, and the day is New Year’s.

A famous musician tells us that the saxophone arouses evil passions, but you can say that about the auto horn.

Source: The Telegraph Harold, January 1, 1936.

The next is also from 1936. This comical exchange as well, could easily find itself in the repertoire of a stand-up comic.

“I’m happy because I’ve just done away with a saxophone player.”

“Good heavens, what will you get?”

“Sleep.”

Source: Youngstown Vindicator, May 13, 1936.

I could have seen the late Phyllis Diller delivering that joke. After all she also played saxophone, and she could play her Buescher True Tone curvy very badly—especially when she needed to…  :twisted:

This last saxophone quip is a bit more obscure. It is from 1930, and will most likely leave you pondering the relative worth of saxophones versus other instruments.

A young man has been arrested in Kansas for stealing a saxophone. What’s the country coming to, anyway? Next thing we know it will be considered a misdemeanor to assault a ukelele player.

Source: The Daily Times, January 28, 1930.

Getting back to one-liner saxophone jokes, here’s one for you…

Is that a wooden Xaphoon in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Ba dump bump… I really do need a my own drummer. :mrgreen:

Maui Xaphoon, pocket saxophone, saxophone quip,

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Happy Father’s Day 2013

Ah yes, Father’s Day… The day of the year when dads everywhere are given gifts by their kids to show how much they are loved and appreciated. If you’re a saxophone-playing dad, there’s a good chance you got a saxophone-themed Father’s Day gift today.

Perhaps the gift you got looked something like this…

t-shirt, black shirt, saxophone t-shirt, father's day gift,

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Or maybe you got something you can wear to the office…

silver cuff links, saxophone-shaped cuff links, gift box, Father's Day gift

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If you didn’t get something to wear, maybe you got something to light up your man cave…

table lamp, vintage saxophone, saxophone lamp, sax lamp, lamp shade, Father's Day gift

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Or maybe a clock so you know when to come out of hibernation, and join the family for dinner…. ;)

bar clock, neon clock, blue clock, saxophone clock, jazz clock, Father's Day gift

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No matter what you got from your kids, it most likely is very special to you. It is something that they picked out for especially for you, and shows that no matter how hard a time they give you the other 364 days a year, they do still love you, and appreciate all that you do for them.

My dad passed away in April 1996, and if you’ve been a regular reader of my blog for a while, you might remember that my mom passed away in December 2009. Her passing started a process that continues to this day: a process of sorting and disposing of the excess contents of both my parent’s and our houses, and combining the remaining things together into the house my parents built in 1979.

As we sorted through the things that my mom had kept after my dad’s passing, we came across a number of father’s day gifts that I had given him. For whatever reason, my dad kept these gifts until his death. Although not valuable, they were a symbol of how much I loved him, and appreciated everything he did for me.

I wish all the dads out there a very happy Father’s Day. May you get to spend it with those who are closest to you, and remember to keep in mind that the saxophone-covered tie really is a sign that they love you. Really… It is. :mrgreen:

men's tie, saxophone tie, Father's Day gift

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A J’Élle Stainer Compact Contrabass Saxophone

This entry is part 9 of 9 in the series J'Elle Stainer Saxophones

One upside of my rather crazy-big website, is that I regularly receive emails from saxophone players and owners from around the world—some of whom have incredibly interesting saxophones. Case in point, a few days ago Italian saxophonist David Brutti contacted me about his J’Élle Stainer compact contrabass saxophone.

sax, compact contrabass saxophone, J'Elle Stainer

Source: David Brutti

David has decided to sell to his compact contrabass saxophone for personal reasons. The horn will be replaced with something else, but for now, this big boy is looking for a new home.

sax, compact contrabass saxophone, J'Elle Stainer

Source: David Brutti

Currently David has the horn listed on SOTW. This is what he wrote about it:

I’m selling an amazing compact contrabass handmade by J’Elle Stainer.

The instrument is in PERFECT shape and plays very well. The sound it’s gorgeous and very fat but with a reasonable size.

I’m including also 2 J’Elle Stainer contrabass saxophone mouthpieces refaced by Simone Borgianni, 2 necks, 2 End pins (2 different heights) and a really robust flight case. The flight case is in a reasonable size too (about 160cmX45cmX40cm) and could be embarked in a flight (the total weight is about 25Kg that is acceptable for most airlines).

<snip> [YouTube video link edited out.]

Price: €9500 including worldwide shipment

sax, compact contrabass saxophone, J'Elle Stainer

Source: David Brutti

sax, compact contrabass saxophone, J'Elle Stainer

Source: David Brutti

The horn is absolutely gorgeous. It still even looks new. It’s hard to believe that David has been using it since at least 2008, when the following video was made.

I’m curious about the key noise. I’m wondering if David has had his tech set the keys a certain way to allow for the extra key noise we hear in the video. I know it’s something that Colin Stetson has done. Perhaps David did it specifically for Saxobasso by Marco Pontini?

If you’re wondering how the keys are laid out, the next two photos will answer that question. Here is a shot of the left hand keys….

sax, compact contrabass saxophone, J'Elle Stainer, saxophone keys

Source: David Brutti

…and here are the right…

sax, compact contrabass saxophone, J'Elle Stainer, saxophone keys

Source: David Brutti

The horn does come with a flight case, so it should make the trip from Italy just fine.

sax, compact contrabass saxophone, J'Elle Stainer, flight case

Source: David Brutti

sax, compact contrabass saxophone, J'Elle Stainer, flight case

Source: David Brutti

If you’ve always wanted to play contrabass, but didn’t want to lug around a 7 ft. monster, then this compact contrabass saxophone by J’Élle Stainer might just be the horn of your dreams. We’ve already heard what it can do in the hands of a Master saxophone player, now the only question is: Are you saxy enough to take it on? Come on, I know you want to. :twisted:

Let’s do a quick recap, for €9500 you get the following:

  • 1 low Bb handmade, compact contrabass saxophone by J’Élle Stainer;
  • 2 necks;
  • 2 original J’Élle Stainer contrabass mouthpieces refaced by Simone Borgianni;
  • 2 end pins of different heights;
  • 1 flight case;
  • Free worldwide shipping.

If you’re not in Europe, but rather in the States, XE.com currently shows €9500 is equivalent to $12,659.45 US. (That’s less than a new JK or Selmer bass.)

No matter what currency you look at it in, David is selling his sax at a very reasonable price.

If you are interested in finding out more about this unique compact contrabass saxophone, and maybe making it your own, you can get a hold of David through the thread he started on SOTW.

…this is just my blog. My “real” website is www.bassic-sax.info. If you’re looking for sax info, you should check it out too.There’s lots there!